xxx: Today saw our sysadmin in "one-time from work" advance yourself - stands a man with a beard in the right book of C++ in the left bank of beer, stands quite straight, like a soldier on the plate, and now add to the legs of the rolls - and accelerate it somewhere to 50 km per hour, while leaving the perfect straight position of the body (the legs do not move) and look only at the book... had time to shoot, everyone in the office renamed it to Peregar on the wings of the night
Yyy: Killed X_X