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 31.07.2010
Now in the universities is a hot time: reception company. I had to sit in the reception committee for half a day. Advising students and their parents. They are fools who ask! Moreover, mothers and children are sometimes interested in fundamentally different possibilities... I remembered one case five years ago.

Alexey, so we will call him, the owner and director of a small manufacturing firm, friendly to our faculty, the daughter graduated from school. As far as I understand, he wanted to make his daughter a successor. Everyone announced that she will enter our university at our faculty.
Money is not a problem for me. Whatever they give up, they will accept it anyway. I want,
Let her study with you.
He introduced her to leading professors, the senior of whom remembered him as a student.
Your student will be. The Excellent!
Yes, we need such!
Lena was not enthusiastic. She humbly stood on the side.

It is time for entrance exams. The first of our courses was a physics exam. Exam in the form of a test. Thirty questions and several options for answers. Just choose the right answer and put the box.
I met Alexey the next morning. She is a wolf daughter on appeal.
It is foolish!! I’m scratching you here! Someone struck me.
The daughter has a silver medal, five in physics in the certificate, and she
We put zero points! Forget it!! to
I did not resist.
Is there not one correct answer? It can help you deal with
The answers?
I will do it myself. I will deal with them myself!!! to
Maybe it's just not lucky, you can try it in the second stream.
Don’t go into the second stream, I’ll do it myself!! to
After a while they return...
Well how?
They took the papers... Really zero points.

P.S Lena is really a stupid girl. She has a humanitarian mindset. We shouldn’t have broken it into our technical faculty. Now she brilliantly graduated from another university, became an economist-accountant... By the way, also a necessary profession in the firm.
P.S to P.S I very much suspect that Lena specifically chose such answers. Not going into energy. And to eliminate the slightest possibility of dad’s influence, she made the right choice. Thirty times in a row. No right to error!

To do this, you need to know physics very well.
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