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 03.08.2010
Photos of a newborn baby posted on the forum
xxx: Baby is charming, like from the advertisement)
Author: Yes, but in the process of operation there were some undocumented features of this comrade, which were silenced in advertising, such as the emission of high-frequency sound waves as well as a couple of not very pleasant options.
WOW: If you haven’t read the documentation, that doesn’t mean it isn’t there. Just submit a booklet and limit yourself, and then you are surprised.
zzz: Or the instructions "do it yourself" :P P.S: The internet is full of documentation, you just need to find the instructions for your model. and ;)
OOO: In principle, you can attribute the service center of LLC “Grandma and Grandpa” there exactly know all the possible functions and even a few impossible and will be able to explain everything in detail.
ZZZ: The documentation is obsolete. Which functions remain unchanged, but progress has gone a long way forward.
WOW: I think extension of functionality is possible at later stages, and old data is sufficient at this stage. There have always been experiments.
zzz: * tried to imagine the process of petitioning children... depends... :? * is
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