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 18.08.2010
This was recently told by a new security officer, the former opera.
There is a classic scheme of collision - a small shirt fits out on the street and begins to squeamlessly. You are sending him further. Immediately, as in the manner of a magic rod, two or three appear in sports costumes and enter for the "offended baby."
There was a reverse situation. Late Sunday evening. A small yard. There is a sober company in hats and seeds quite noisy and sharing impressions with each other. The window opens and they are asked to quiet (the new employee actually asks). Of course, the applicant is immediately invited to go out and talk about it in more detail. The following is the phrase: "But, only pyjamas and clothes stretch, you just do not run away, or catch you later, like cockroaches at the corners."
In anticipation of the fun, the guests begin to climb to the entrance. Their man 10 and meet serious resistance they are not afraid. Whoever of them knew that the entrance was through, the opera spoke to them from the window, the crew of the GBR was 3 minutes away, and there were no drives and arrests in the department today.
Overall, 5 people, including our employee, all camouflaged and with guns appeared from the entrance very unexpectedly for the youth walking. As a result, the prevention plan for the day for the department is fulfilled, there is silence in the yard, and a couple of copniks are deprived of the joy to bite the seeds... at least for a while.
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