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 18.08.2010
I see this scene at the church appliances department:
A man asks to sell him a handcuff, and the seller (a devout woman in a blanket) answers that it is over, saying, they should be taken soon. On the question of a man "When exactly?", the seller pronounces "Where do I know? He is delivered from there, and with the word “from here” he raises his eyes to the ceiling and shakes with his raised hands. Man * slightly offhegev* "What, really from there?"...
As it turned out later, the seller meant Moscow.
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