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 24.08.2010
- [receives a cell phone call, responds, then turns off the phone, removing the battery] Fuck, I fuck with our customers.
What is this?
- Two months, without weekends, smashed this scratched project, now only surrendered, specifically left at night - everything to check, re-check, print and sign. Signed and delivered. What does the call " urgently do everything!" Guess what they need?
I do not know
The letter! The letter! Change the fucking naked font!
I don’t like the Times New Roman.
What is a Times New Roman? They, fucking, from the 10 fonts must "to the bigger" change!
... [in the silence of silence]
- One and a half thousand sheets, including a hundred A3 with drawings, how is it all fit "today to ten?"[at 9:27]
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