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 10.04.2008
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The question:
I bought a computer with Windows XP six months ago. Everything worked well, but it has been loading for a long time lately. I was told that there was a lot of garbage on the disk and I need to clean it. Well, I disassembled the winchester (this is where the screw stands, indeed I had to sweat a little), washed it out of dust, wiped out the discs with a column (well, there was no alcohol at the time), lubricated all the decomposing parts with machine oil, collected everything back. After that, my computer stopped loading. Well, I thought that I could clean up the processor (maybe the output was oxidized). He began to pull him out, and he did not get out of the panel (well, what about the conclusions), fake his screwdriver and he broke into two parts. He had to stick it up for a moment (clicked honestly, almost not noticeably). Added %F
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