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 08.09.2010
The Judge. Evening promenade on the coast. Standing near the attraction.
Check the power of the blow. To the wall is attached a fun cowboy with a round, thick blade. Over the blade, red numbers - the force of the blow in kg. Advertising on the wall:
“Whoever has a hit force of 400 kg receives a prize – a bottle of champagne.” On average, the public hit two hundred kilograms. At the edge of my ear I hear a conversation of the owner of the attraction with his employee:
Are there only two bottles of champagne? Where is the third?
Yes, the man here won one, he hit 670 kilograms.
Are you chasing Vasa? Meaning of winning? Do you know how to repent? I am
He taught you: For example, someone hit, someone weighed 420 kg, you rub.
You hit 420, and you should have 400, so you don’t get champagne.
Come back to us... Are you stupid, Vasya? It has always been!
“Viktor Petrovich, if he hit 420 kg, I would have told him, no.
The question. But how would I rub a man who has a 670 kg stroke?
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