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 09.09.2010
SUVPro: Today is a hot day =)) Preface. Yesterday at the planner, the boss ordered our sisadmin to pick up a frame to help him in the work. So here. Every day from the very morning on the server there were unclear things happening. Over the course of 2 hours there were strange bullshit, whistling and knocking sounds. Then began the indescribable. There someone or something was beaten, with samurai screams and thunder. The entire office gathered near the door of the server room called the "cashroom", on which the "do not disturb" plaque hanged, and listened to what was happening... After the screams of "Kiyiyiyaya!Something broke and the network fell. Within a minute I shouted "Aaaah!!" and another thunder... The network has come to life.
In the crowd of listeners was painted the boss. He stood and did not touch anyone, listening with interest. But then, after another whisper, there was a short female "AY!"(!). Here the boss did not stand, gets the steam key and opens the door...
Thro the server are rolled some spare parts, in the corner of the bit and the drum, a young and elegant girl with a tablet and a pen is standing by the wall, and the sysadmin himself with a red bandage on the forehead, when we see us, without a fist drives the broken system behind the table. We are on the brink of hysterical laughter. And then Odmin issued: "Ee, and this is how the network is set up and set up in our organizations". I can’t work yet =)
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