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 20.12.2007
We decided with a friend to buy an indoor with a Vietnamese balsam star. A drug addict such a device, but from a cold helps. Dialogue in the pharmacy:
We have the last one left.
The other: surely?
A: No, there is another one, but a ruble more expensive.
D: What is the difference between them?
P (I wanted to say they are from different parties): and they have different arrivals...
We slipped under the shelf.
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