A lady calls (by voice - forty years old) and eager to hear the voice of my boss. The following dialogue:
I am: Allo!
Is the company so good?
I: Yes
D: Can such an edakovich be on the phone?
I: He is not there. The lunch break.
Q: Will he appear today?
I am UGU.
Q: When can you tell me?
I: In about an hour.
D: Will he be?
I : Yes!
D: Are you sure? Do I call back then?
I: Yes please
Q: Are you a programmer?
I lay my cheek on my knees. The removal goes backwards. Within 10 seconds (!) The corresponding thoughts (Freud, clairvoyance, black magic) are rooted in the head, logical constructions are built and turned into dust, etc. Finally, I press out something like "Dda-a", in response to which the lady satisfactorily states: "I immediately guessed. You are all so foolish!"