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 12.04.2008
Some bodies were gathered to find out which of them should be.

The most important.



“The most important I am,” said the head, “because I control everyone.

systems, and without me nothing would happen at all.



“The most important I am,” said the blood, “because I am circulating oxygen around.

Your whole body, and without me, you would all have stumbled.



“The most important I am,” said the stomach, “because I digest the food and give it.

All of you have energy.



“We are the most important,” said the feet, “because we bring the body there.

Where he needs to go.



“We are the most important,” said the eyes, “because we allow the body to see.”

Where it goes.



“The most important I am,” said the ass, “because I allow the body to take it out.

The feces.



The other parts of the body laughed and rushed to laugh over their ass.

Insulted by this attitude, the ass took and silently closed.



After a few days, the head became terribly ill, the stomach swelled, the legs became

The eyes began to tear and the blood became toxic. In the end

They all admitted that the ass was the most important of them all.



The morality of history? Despite the fact that all the work is done by others, he commands,

Usually his ass.
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