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 12.04.2008
Gavrilich: Dasha, I want a gun, a sabre and a bicycle.
Nadiva: Gavrilich, I don’t need a gun, I have a bicycle, and I also want a sabre
Dasha: I also have a bicycle. I don’t want a gun and a sword. and :-)
Bill_v2: Dasha, that’s what happiness is.
I have a bicycle, but it’s small. I have a pistol, but it’s plasma. There is a sword, but it is wooden. I am everywhere. It is (
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