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 27.09.2010
I come to the market. In one of the tents is sold no longer as severe deficiency as a month ago, strawberries. On one window of this tent lies a kilogram package in a price of 60 rubles, on the other - exactly the same package with another figure - 85. In the same tent. I ask the seller: and what are these strawberries different from each other? Nothing, I honestly answered. Just this, cheap, remained from the previous carrier, and this, 85, was brought yesterday. But probably no one is buying it, I ask why, the seller shrugged her shoulders. Take to. And a lot? This one, 60 and this one, 85. Which would you take yourself? Of course, at 60, she replied without thinking. What am I, fool, what am I? Do you explain to customers that there is no difference between them? So nobody asks if she was surprised by my sleepy naivety.
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