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 28.09.2010
Tamara.J: Well, I went to the magician here... I promised that thinking about me would be narrowed, it would dry out all and run away like a cute... and what to do, in love and war, like a gritz)
Natashik: hi, I know the way is easier / cheaper / faster / more reliable! I sell it cheap :)
Tamara.J: Knowing you...you’re throwing up the shit as usual (but...the means are good...talk, cry and cry!
Borrow money from him. very much. Do not give. He’ll want to see you, you’ll kiss him, and in the worst case, you’ll realize your erotic fantasy about muscular and aggressive guys at home.
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