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 01.10.2010
Lectures on DM (Details of Machines)
Prepod walked around telling how the reducer of the main engine on the ship died, and, in a rush of ecstasy, his gaze stopped at one of our students sitting at the first batch, it was difficult to look past: the child was 190 cm tall, and weighed from 120 kg...
In general, he approaches him and not from this, saves: @What do you look at me like this?, the student did not understand and asked: "How is it?".
"Like the grandmother who thinks of the h*s and spices"...

PS: I was under the age of 80.)
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