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 11.10.2010
a_p: Do you remember the list of instructions on how to impress a girl, the point about breaking up every little thing in order to inspire passion in bed?
The Inventor: Well?
a_p: that's all the stuff) I have a fit in the couch: if on a special push - it fails, the type breaks... indelible impressions are provided to the lady))
Inventor: Ept, you are warning!
A to M?
Inventor: I went to you in the room with Nostka on the dungeon...
a_p : )))))))
Inventor: It’s funny to you... and instead of impressions at midnight we made it! She said: He will kill us, he will kill us.
A is burning)
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