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 20.10.2010
I was driving somehow to myself in the Hakan district from Vladivostok. I see — on the road votes a girl aged 16-17, light with a puppet face. and stopped. Drop the request. Well, why not throw the king, especially on the way... We talk. It turns out, my blond girl lives in the village of Barabas (kilometers 50 from the sea). I am interested:
Who are you working for, can you find out?
The waterfall.
Do you have sharks?
What is a sea without sharks?
And the big ones?
- Yes, no, the coloured will be 1.5 meters, and the gray-blue will be up to 2.5 meters, but they rarely go there.
and dangerous? The girl asks tremendously.
Any shark greater than 20 centimeters is considered potentially dangerous.
Do you dive in winter?
Hm, a strange logic of women, I still answer:
- It is cold, we try not to dive, there are many problems with the charges, and the navigation for the small fleet is closed from November 1.
And then the girl gives out this, after which I had to stop, because I could not keep the car for twenty minutes:
What do sharks eat when you don’t dive in winter?
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