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 24.10.2010
I went to a big sports store. I find a sales consultant and ask:
“Hello, sorry, please, where can I watch baseball beats?”
The seller barely kept laughing: “We don’t have baseball bits, unfortunately, but I can offer golf bits.”
“I think the golf clutch will not look too modest. “Thank you very much,” I said, also with a smile.

Eventually, I bought the bit in the auto parts store. Not an unnecessary thing in the car.
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