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 09.11.2010
by Dancito:
I'll tell you a little about how I fought my shyness, shortly you say that you're afraid to meet?
In other words, you take yourself into your hands, go out to the city, start to approach the most beautiful girls (I can’t, through trembling in my knees, like to say, wash up but do) and just say hello! Then you say something to her (it doesn’t matter what you’re talking about). To begin with, you need to do at least 10 approaches, if you do it regularly, then over time you will grow your little rod, and if you combine this with the tehas that I gave you, then you have a chance to get rid of all the cockroaches at all.

The Moon:
Do not chase, the strap will no longer go away from it!
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