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 10.11.2010
When do you bring me to the cinema?
Can I give you a diamond collar?and :)
DeNzo: Well she, then I will feel obligated and I will not be able to deny you in intimate intimacy=))
Lesenok: what a rough calculation.. I can out of pure intentions.. and you immediately so..)))
DeNzo: Collies from pure intentions do not give...I know you, everyone has one thing in mind, and as married as in bushes=)))
Lesenok: I am not like that at all! I have high moral standards. She is used to taking care of a young man for a long time, giving flowers, driving to the cinema, jewelry, all that and not even demanding intimacy! The main thing for me is the soul.and :)
DeNzo: Okay, go then, but don’t let your hands off 😉
Lesenok: What are you! There was no thought! and ;)
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