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 11.11.2010
from ZH

If on the box with the cleaner from the cooking for the teasers is written "Put the teasers in the dishwasher and pour out(pull out) the contents of the bag in the boiler", then, BAD!!!!!! There is no need to think about the topic: "and the naphiga to put it in the shell? And on the table will come down, a tea bar like electric...".
Just put it stupid, and it will not!!! Otherwise, you will wipe off the whole table and half the kitchen from this stinking shit.

by APD. Fuck it!! The fucking!! The fucking!!! to
If it is written on the bag "If it is left in the watermelon, heat it, but do not boil", then do not boil!!!!!!!! to
Otherwise, you will wipe out everything a second time and change the traffic jams in the hallway.
by APD. It was easier to buy a new one for 500 rubles.
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