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 16.11.2010
I am a gift.
Q: Are you at home? =) is
Yesterday a friend came from London. They sat down and drank. He went to sleep, I went to sleep. I am on the couch, he is in my room. In short, all the norms. I wake up in the morning, sleep, I think I will be happy and go slowly. I go to wake a friend, I look at the clock at 6:30, I think something got up early... And went to sleep further. I wake up probably in two hours, we sit with him in the kitchen, drink coffee. He was like, by the way – "I turned your clock there yesterday, nothing?". I am on the machine - "Yes, no, the norms are all...".
HH: In general, I sit down and think about killing him or what?
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