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 20.11.2010
The birthday of one of the staff members is celebrated. The culprit of the celebration, taking advantage of the position, feeds the present ladies on a canapé of fruits, putting the canapé directly in their mouths (and ladies can not refuse and can not, the nominee, like no one, and also their boss...). At this point, one of the women present wants to say a toast.
XXX: "health, happiness...bla-bla-bla...", and ends "this is what a galantine man we have, the whole department gives in the mouth!"
Depending on the pause, XXX realizes that something is wrong...
Laughter in the collective.
The head of the entire collective (YYY), too, we must say, a humorist, looks at the nominee (his subordinate), and with a disgraceful way, and regret:
YYY: "Well, I’m working so much, I haven’t given it to anyone yet, and he’s already giving it to the whole department!!and "
The group just rushes to tears)))
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