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 24.11.2010
The working day is over, we stand with a colleague at the window, waiting for the bus to arrive. Behind the window next to the building - they dig the ground. I am :
- And throw it off, now the excavator will stop, the driver will run out of there and say: "NOEEFT! We found the Nexus!
The colleague:
and AGA. And in half an hour helicopters will fly here with strong guys from Gazprom, who will explain that it is hard to tear other people's pipelines.
The third colleague:
- I will not say on the oil account, but water and electricity can be found.
The revenge of Chubais will be blown up.
At this moment the light goes off. We found electricity, hole...
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