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 27.11.2010
The Mouse
My old friend, former Kabebeshnik Yuri Tarasovich, told the story that a man can always be stronger than any circumstances, if only he has enough mind and spirit.
His companion, also a former commissioner, a seventy-year-old grandfather, sold the car on the Lubretsk market.
Successfully sold and went home on the road. On the way, he went to the store, where his niece worked, to hide the money in the safe (700,000 rubles, the amount is not small).
The late evening. A tired but happy grandfather approached his entrance.
Stop the stall.
One came out from the iron doors, and four more came out from behind. No where to run. Behind it is only a staircase into the basement, and it is closed from the bombs with a grid. and stupid.
The most important, carelessly drinks a beer from the bowl (discount, calm as a sting. Not the first time). The second with a knife and three just healthy bulls.
The main:
- Hurry out the grandmother, you will be shaking, we will have to search.
Your body...
If there were money, I would have to give it. Clearly, the grandfather was watched all day, but did not expect that he would leave the grocery store already.
“Empty” and telling you that there is no money, just stumbling on a knife.
Near in the dark went to the entrance a lonely passenger, crossing on a dangerous pile of dark silhouettes.
The bandits waited for the witness to hide from the scene, even the knife was hidden.
When the man opened the entrance door, the grandfather suddenly grabbed the main bowl with beer and threw the bars between the bars into the basement, at the same time he whispered:
Fingerprints of murderers in the basement of the bank!!! Call the police!! to
The entrance door clogged at the speed of a mouse.
The leader was the fastest of all. He assessed the seriousness of the basement castle and said:
You guys, are you so upset? We didn’t touch you with a finger. So is
Standing up and talking. So you say not smoking? No not so,
Let’s go guys.
Be a grandfather.
P.S

After 15 minutes, the mints arrived, opened the basement, got the pot and hanged on the holder of the fingers, a recording from the surveillance camera. accepted all of them.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1011/o101126;1.html
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