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 30.11.2010
A friend of mine from Rhodes called me. She has a friend working there. During the conversation, I decide to joke and ask:
- Here offer the services of experienced deflorator, inexpensive. You do not need?
She asks: What is it? I say, you see, it’s like a female part.
I put a phone. Call in 30 minutes. Through the laughter, I say that I am a cattle, a little and a first-sex bastard.
Then they explain. As it turned out, the lady was not to the extent curious and asked a question to all present. The department is murderous, there is another specificity, therefore no one knew the meaning of the term, but they began to draw references with enthusiasm. The question was: The deflorator is offered here - shouldn't it? My colleagues were also ignorant. The judge’s phone did not answer.
They ran away. Everybody asked, nobody knows. Well, I would be with him, but then the medical expert called and clarified the situation. The one to whom they explained for two minutes could say nothing and ran under the table. Then, as he explained through tears, all the others who were in the office were roaring.
and further. All those who were asked also received valuable information, and went to share knowledge. Given that the girl in the office was alone, and the rest were not girls at all, the replicas of the incoming were addressed to her type: and this is what you need a deflorator? After the third or fourth they called me and expressed their honest opinion about your sublime servant.
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