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I cooked a delicious snack for breakfast. A special package for boys living alone. He got a clean plate and scissors, along with praising himself for washing dishes ("What a nice!").

He poured water, carefully cut the bag, quickly poured the bag into the garbage can, put the bag in a plate. I thought, very much praised myself a few more times ("what @$$children!!And I went hungry to work.