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 03.12.2010
I work in an ambulance. We have strong frosts now. During the night, several calls for freezing. So here we come for the challenge. On the way, the doctor says that the controller did not explain exactly what happened. When they arrived, they were quiet. The situation: a strongly subdued man went to a 24-hour shop at night for a beer. I bought a bottle and went out with it. The freezing 29. He slipped, fell - a bottle in the back, both hands in beer. Standing up, he grabbed his hand for the iron command on the doorstep... then with the other hand, for confidence, probably. In short, this is how we caught him. The ambulance was called by the passers, because he was capitalized... and while we were still driving he fell asleep :D
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