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 05.12.2010
Yesterday evening I told my girlfriend that I wanted sex with three (I + girl and one more), she looked at me so thoughtfully and continued the conversation.
XHH: Today after work comes with some package, asked what was there - she said it was a surprise.
xxx: The floor of the first night, I wait for sex... The girl comes in and holds the rubber Zina in her hands.
There was a night of wild laughter... there was no sex :(
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