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 10.12.2010
1 to Hello! Go to drink beer?
2 - What are you linking?
Marika left me today. I can drink.
2 to???? to
I went to the universe today. While I was driving, she left me.
2 How is it?
1 is short. There was noise in the metro and I could not hear the phone call. She texted me, “Let’s meet today?” and after a while again, “Why are you silent?” The cell phone turned off.
1 - Home I turn on, comes a SMS - you have been called 17 times. And SMS one after another: those I wrote to you + “You don’t want to talk to me?” “You love me?” “Why are you silent?” “You definitely don’t want to talk to me!!!!” The phone is off!!“The frog! I do not need you! Don’t call me anymore!” We definitely split up! So far!”
In short, go drink beer.

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