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 11.12.2010
We have a pass system in the factory. When you come to work, you leave your pass until the end of the shift with the board inspector, and at the end of the shift with a clear conscience you take it and go through the passageway. To us, when we passed the practice, student passes were issued, and then, when arranged for the first time, temporary passes were issued... How good it was: one pass went in, handed over and immediately went home for the second, well, and someone then for the second. The system worked for three months. I am at work and I am not there. But one day this scheme did not work out. The boss wanted to see me. They searched for me at the workshop for four hours, even took my pass to calculate my face-check. To their surprise, I was not found. The next day I came to work and I was asked:
How did you get out of the factory without a permit?
was released.
And what did you tell them?
Let me go.
How did you get in today?
I let in...
What did you tell them?
“Let me go,” I answered naively.
And what do you think? Their answers were so stunned that they didn’t even mock me...the headquarters just rolled on the floor.
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