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 12.12.2010
I'm riding a car, there's a man decent enough subjects) but all the cars stop and leave... I think, well, probably for a hundred fucking... I have nothing to do anyway, I think to bring, I come in:
he: "How much does it cost?" (3 stops)
I: "How long do you want to go?"
he: "for 500 (I am in auhuye o_0) but there is 1 condition"...
I: "which one?"
He: "I will lick your penis!and "
I melt like gas in the floor)))
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