How I drank absinthe yesterday:

Wife: You!!!! This is a straw shirt!! The clown is out!!! I will kill you!!! Dying and dying!!!!!!!!!!! Humor is awesome!!! Say thank you that I am so educated and did not call and beg you all the way!!!!!!! What kind of shit is my hair in the fridge??????!!!!!!! It is frosty!!!I have to wash my head again!!!I can’t feel my eyes out of the balloon!!!This is genetic engineering!! The horse is a pedal!!! to

I thought everything was fine yesterday.