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 22.12.2010
In the reception room of the obstetric department, behind a large table, next to the nurse sits a woman. A woman dressed in a civilian dress with fun flowers, a woman struggles, approximately every three minutes and reveals 4.
It is placed in the railway. The nurse of the nursery fills out the necessary documentation, the woman is quietly overwhelmed with the nurse with joking replicas, periodically distracting herself to endure the fight. He continues to joke with the nurse. The woman is persistent, as
Zoya Kosmodemianskaya, does not scream, but only tightly clamps and scratches her teeth. But at some point he does not stand, and at the peak of the fight begins to kick his fist on the table. and silence. The line in the hallway is understood, the former women smile sympathetically, the men whiten and sweat off to smoke.
At this time, by the open doors of the reception passes the responsible surgeon for gynecology, looks into the room and sees a woman sitting with her back, brutally beating with her fist the court table, and relentlessly filling the papers the sister of mercy:
What are you making noise? What happened to you? Addressed by Dr. K
The patient. In response, silence, tight back and a kick of the fist
The table.
I’m talking to you, don’t you hear? The doctor is upset. – is
You are in the hospital, not in the building. Stop bullying immediately! I am
Please take yourself into your hands and explain to me quietly why.
Their scandal. Do you hear me??! to
The woman slowly turns to the side of the gynecologist, looks at him, twisted in half, scratching, low head slope and extending out the overlapping: - Mmmmuouououououououououu...
The doctor confused: - I understood, sorry, I was wrong! Knock, knock and do not distract.
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