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 24.12.2010
[12:14:22]xxx: You would agree to the condition: a millionaire comes to you and says, I will give you a laptop, any of your choice, then my specialists pull out from the upper right corner of the laptop screen 2 inches, while the laptop and the screen remain in working condition. You eat out of 2 inches and never touch any computer in your life anymore. You get a million dollars for that.
[12:17:19]yyy: And you know, dear, that we, the aristocrats, smoke such a bad thing only after the end of the working hours.
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