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 01.01.2011
The xxx:
Why did you drive out your Annika?
WOW :
and ah. Why is she going to the left?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Hm Does the lover have a mouth?
WOW :
Why Why? We are going to celebrate the new year with him.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
That is how? He fucked your wife.
WOW :
I fucked her too.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Sorry, but I don’t have that in my head.
WOW :
In men, common interests lead to friendship, not enmity. Remember how we made friends by choosing the same pair of shoes.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
But this is a woman, not shoes! Even good shoes.
WOW :
I’m not to blame for the times when it’s harder to find good shoes than a good wife.
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