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 03.01.2011
Never before have my neighbors looked at me with such respect.
Serj: and the thing was simple... on the 1st, when everyone was upset, the clock and so on the 15th, a piece of ceiling fell on the big table, a crazy repair was done...
WOWI : =
Serj: collapsed, so that I broke a bottle, two glasses, grabbed a couple of salads
serj: nothing, cleaned up, in the evening I take a few volume pieces of this thick-walled patch or that I was there, and the neighbors smoke here
Serj: they look, smile, understanders sneeze, I didn’t explain to them that the ceiling fell on us" :)
Serj: But the next day, when I was carrying out the disassembled closet, which my father and I had had since last year, they barely swallowed their cigarettes.
A murderer :D
The last stroke! Today I carried out bottles and taburet which was really scratched, a 40-year-old man, a man from the neighboring apartment to me, first touched his hand.
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