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 21.04.2008
<Bormotoon> is a verbal role-playing game, adventure by ADnD. According to the story, the players dive into the mountains.
<Bormotoon>Leader: Gnom, you have retreated and failed into a crack among the rocks. Now fly down, you will soon break up. Your actions?
<Bormotoon>Gnom: Hmm... Well, I’m fast-paced with my hands.
<Bormotoon>Leadership: Yes Wake up now.
<Bormotoon>Please bear it up. Maximum of glasses.
<Bormotoon>Leader: Wake Up Again
<Bormotoon>Please bear it up. Maximum of glasses.
<Bormotoon>Leader: Yes Give the bones here.
<Bormotoon>It’s going to run. The maximum again.
<Bormotoon>Leader: (with a breath) Players, you see how from a crack in a full combat uniform fast-paced machete hands slowly rises by the gnom...
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