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 04.01.2011
XXX is Hm. He found on the shelf, when killing himself, a fun package of condoms, which he never used. Black, with a matte surface. The Japanese.
Im Ragazzina: If not used, then why the packaging?
XXX is fucking. Not a package, but a box. The packaging was once dirty, and two of the three had to be thrown out - dry. I just took the first example.
Im Ragazzina: I just showed. I understand, I measured my mom’s 5 years of lifchiki, but that a boy at 20 years of Gandalf...
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