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 04.01.2011
We live in a wonderful country.
4th of January.
I go from the morning to work, still not left after the holidays, messy, not sleeping, evil. I rush, I am late, overtaken someone under the sign of circumvention is forbidden (I go there every day, and today I have forgotten about it), well, I am actually hindered by the hiccups. Well I sit with them in the car, I think now as usual I will give money and go on. Further conversation :
G: Now you have temporary waters. by Ud. I will write it and then go to court.
I: wait, stand, wait, maybe we will decide on the spot. I just do not have a car, I move every day, I do spare parts myself.
M: It can be on the spot. Can you bring me something to Subaru?
I: A shit question.
G: Go on a ride. Look no more.
He records my number, does not even take money and let go.I am in shock, I get to work, but the most interesting thing is still ahead!
I call the haishnikov, pick up his spare parts, call the sum. He says OK, order it!
Well, I ordered, I sit at work, here is a call from him:
Q: Will you go home today?
I: 0_o... yeah... well yes...
G: You are... don’t be afraid, I’ll stop you again...I’ll give you money for spare parts...
After this phrase I finally fell into a precipitation, and my mood improved.
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