Dear and beloved residents of regions with the number 71, 40, 69, 10, 23, 52 and even 02!
If you suddenly come to the mind that in Moscow everything is cheaper and the choice is greater, especially in GUME and in ZUME, and so you decide to dig out your faithful Moskvich-412 and metnutzzo from the grove to the capital for the TV Vitok, DVD player Rollsen and the Vigor tea bar for 64 rubles cheaper than in the supermarket on the other hand - do not do this!
Advertising actually lies. The missing 64 rubles will take you when entering Moscow!
In addition – every second of being in Moscow – worsenes karma!
There and there, the evil unicorns, communists, pederists, skinheads and fans of FC Moscow club!
You will probably be surprised, but on the question of "how to go to the Cherkizov market" it is customary not to answer where he is, but to cook from the foot under the pocket.
And so in everything!
In short, this is a dark place! Dangerous and bad...
be prudent.