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 07.01.2011
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Well, one day, the sister came home, slept to the floor, voicing that her husband is such a fool that she, an innocent pigeon, was driven out. My father didn’t believe it and began to ask. No effect. I went to my husband. Those in rejection, say, do not discuss third parties in their absence. He tortured his sister again. It turns out that she started kneeling her husband’s machine. Not a washing machine, as you understand - for home he has bought everything for a long time. The husband says: mother, you want a car - save money! Why is it that I am the only one? My husband replied: I am walking, my car is rattling? In short, I broke the savings. What can we save in our time? Right on food. The sister suggests - let's say, mother's heart, let's move on. Not for the one that is 6 is expensive, but for the one that is 3. have passed. The husband quietly eats - in the army was, hole to do. And sister-to with claims", how is a gentle ventricle with such a sleeve? The husband brings a salary, everything, the sun said, now you can go to the car salon. It takes money to count, and there is not enough. Noah is so missing. My sister slowly took the money for food. Well, my husband exploded, he said, I save here, I eat those 9 rubles a day, I got a job, and you get rid of money, you eat for your pleasure and you don't feed me? Fuck you, not the car. He took the money and left. The sister moved on the ass, and came to her parents.
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