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 07.01.2011
Asked once again, the younger brother to make an egg, so also expressed his wishes, mol:
- with the bacon on top of the green you will sip and two pieces of bread.
Brother, listening calmly, went to the kitchen.
After 15 minutes, he stands in the corridor dressed and says:
Go, I have prepared you!
He closes the door behind him and goes for a walk.
I come to the kitchen, I cut a teak, I make tea, I raise a bowl cover, and there: 2 eggs (in the shell), on top 2 slices of bacon, on the sides of the bread and a note "and you will prepare, shit, myself!!!"
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