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 08.01.2011
Being single is cool, fucking!
I admire again and again!
You can cut your hair in the bathroom.
No one will say a word!
You can throw cigarettes in a cup of tea.
Listen to "The Bottle"
Do not leave the ambulance.
Put it in a bottle!
You can squeeze the seeds directly on the floor.
Throw the dishes there.
I eat unpleasantly.
Let the clothes go!! to
You can become a flora lover.
Drawing in Potatoes
And how it will grow, watch.
This process is very fun!
A pair of socks for two weeks.
Shorts for 4 days.
No one dares to ask you.
The unpleasant smell of X!
Did the cats dare to swallow the pot?
Eat the cats!
Nothing to eat, nothing to fuck.
Let them know, the strawberries!
Don't be ashamed to watch porn
Turn off the sound on "House-2"
Before the morning under the wheels in the club sweat
Go home in the woods!
Easy to call Grandma.
I scared her wildly.
Demidrol in her beer syringe pumping
to be taken into slavery.
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