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 11.01.2011
Web0worm: Yesterday I was stuck in the cycle...I need to sleep more.
Web0worm: When I was sitting at the computer, I thought - why not drink hot milk? He went to the kitchen, poured milk, put it in the microwave while it was heating, went back to the compot.
Web0worm: after a while I thought, why should I not drink hot milk? I went to the kitchen, poured milk, opened the microwave... struck... but it was unfortunate to pack the cup and so I left both in the microwave, and went to the notepad while it was heating.
Web0worm: You won’t believe... the story has repeated for the third time... but this time I thought that in order to not forget about milk, you need to take a notepad into the kitchen. I put my three cups of milk, I sit in the kitchen, bor read. Web0worm: Suddenly the thought: "Oh, what am I doing in the kitchen? Well I’m here, why don’t I drink hot milk?
Web0worm: I sit and drink my four cups.
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