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 12.01.2011
Darcash: And now that everything is in place, I would like to clarify again the ways to enslave the world.
LAZDIK: And what about the old plan to drink non-dry until all our demands are met? I entered the taste.
Darcash: What are the requirements? I have already forgotten! Who the hell needs them? Drink and no nails.
Lazdik: No, our demands are constant – to abolish the law of universal gravity, to revive Kennedy and to deprive Monica Bellucci of her virginity.
Darcash: Hey, I’m right to tell you, but Monica already has children. Probably innocent, of course.
They are innocent, they are children.
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