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 12.01.2011
Everyone is immortal
I went to my favourite town of Peter.
There was only one driver in the coupe – a hairy, dry old man.
Double costume and some pre-war manners. Some of the covers on the manches are...
For example, I was last seen in a strict costume in 1984 at a graduation exam. This one in the train. Even in a tie.
Kolya ran into the tambour to kill time by smoking, and I started to catch satellites on my CPC, to see if far away from Peter?
Grandfather, as soon as he carefully hanged his jacket on the hanging, immediately began to stick to us with his large lost chess board.
It turned out that he is the chairman of one Moscow self-dealing chess club and he is going to organize a tournament with his colleagues in St. Petersburg.
He was named according to his status – Yanos Albertovich.
The Father sets the figures:
Young people, let’s cut the day to the evening with a good chess game.
The party.
I am :
“Good” won’t work, and “somebody” don’t want to insult yours.
The Chess Intelligence.

I and, indeed, I played even worse chess than Ostap Sulejmanovich.
by Kola:
No thank you. I have to refuse too. In the table tennis,
Yes, but in chess you will definitely be uninterested with us.

Grandfather continued to appeal to the sighted species, carefully arranged figures, as if offering cold water in the desert.
But we did not want to drink.
After an hour, he squeezed us a little.
And then I push Kolya to his side and whisper to him, “Consent on the black. We play »
I sat down at the table by the window, Kolya next to me, Yanos Albertovich, in anticipation, rubbing the dry pins in front of us.
My grandfather started E2-E4.
Kolya responded strongly and massively, thinking no more than a second, but before every move looking under the table.
We lost the first game in a tough fight. Only a few figures remained on the board.
Before the second game, I made global adjustments to Colin’s game – we moved from the first level to the sixth.
The grandfather joyfully arranged the figures:
“Don’t worry, Nicholas, you’ve got the tips, but you can’t get the keys.
moments to concentrate and as a result childish and unthoughtful moves. No is
Think a little before every move.
Yanos Albertovich reluctantly, but agreed again to the white.
In this game, the game of the grandmaster Nicholas has transformed to the unrecognizable: the board does not look, the look dispersed, before each move all the same looks under the table, but does not think for a second, but for a second.
3 minutes and 20 seconds. Not much, but where to go – he is a grandmaster, he is more visible.
as a result. We drowned his grandfather in his own lodge. The game looked strange, as if it wasn’t chess, and the Alpha group blasted Amin in his own palace.
by Matt!
Amin-Yanoch Albertovich nervously crushed his head and shaken his hands:
– Well you, Nicholas, didn’t even give me... Somehow you so immediately... And that.
This is a bad boat, I could not expect you at all.
Collie extending his hand:
Probably enough. One is one.
Father shakes and shakes his head:
After such a defeat, I will not sleep at night.
The third is decisive.
I didn’t change anything like Colin’s coach, and so everything went well.
Grandfather started, and Cole picked up in 3 minutes and 20 seconds...and how powerful!
There seemed to be a few more moves, and we would again squeeze the poor old man on his own foot.
Suddenly, Cole broke because I, his coach, broke. Broken all
Colin is a grandmaster game.
No need to look under the table.
Our moves became meaningless and, of course, grandfather soon stumbled, bringing the matter to a fast matte.
Yanos Albertovich smiled and gathered the figures in a box, almost kissing each one:
- Nicholas, I will tell you this: you definitely have an unusual one.
A chess talent you don’t even know about. I only won.
I have a lot of experience behind my shoulders in the tournament. and here
Your character is weak... In the third part: your great breakthrough
Elephant, so it was necessary to bring this idea to the end, and I got a mat.
Two steps, what about you? Some incomprehensible, teethless moves... as if you were
Don’t be upset about losing a strong player like me.
Untoldly.
I am :
The battery sat.
The Grandfather:
You said it as if the battery was in the hands of Nicholas.
Colla insulted (silent not to hear the grandfather):
He was fortunate that he was immortal and we died. Would be here
220, I would show him the experience of a tournament fight... and what kind of figure is an elephant?
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