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 13.01.2011
Yesterday a funny story told me a friend (working as a dentist). In the evening, he returned home, on the way went to the store for cigarettes, at the exit he met three copniks - typeO is a sigha, that in the little things and all that... He replied to them - no, there was no time for me to talk to you here and calmly goes on, the goot still removed a little and left behind...
The next day, a patient comes to him for a reception (one of yesterday’s copniks). He did not recognize Tolkien. He is in a marble bandage. The client's face is slightly so "fake", probably asked for a cigarette of teeth))) and the little things there))) In general, the client had a broken tooth, which was not subject to treatment.
Well, and Tolyan says to him, said he will not be able to cure, will have to be removed. Go to the surgical office.
And here the client sits in a chair, Tolyan, tchets asks the patient, and so between the matter the mask from the face removes, and does not rush to dress back. After recognizing his face, he squeezed into a chair (as if he was overloaded as a cosmonaut during the take-off) and in his eyes there was such a wild horror. The shopper)
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