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 13.01.2011
[Theobit 23:43:28]
From the Medical Forum.
"Has there been a vaginal spasm? Just do not shake! The natural desire of a man will immediately break out of love captivity - this cannot be done in any case, otherwise he can seriously injure the partner. She should relax with a no-shpa or a warm bath. But it is easier and faster to open the valve by entering a woman's finger into the anus and slightly pulling it down.
[Theobit 23:44:48]
<< Are you getting stuck? On my finger :D
[Theobit 23:45:24]
<< And if the finger is stuck *SCRATCH*
[0\S_U_N_N_Y\0 23:46:03]
>> I barely laughed at my mom.
[Theobit 23:48:34]
Prikyn, yes: two are lying on the bed, her eyes are 5 rubles, she spits, he mates, pulls his finger and organ, they curl, the bed whispers...
[Theobit 23:52:39]
<< - aaa dear, what is it?
<< -blin, this is a vaginal spasm
<< I know what to do!
<< No
[0\S_U_N_N_Y\0 23:53:19]
>> :D
[Theobit 23:55:06]
<< - The blame, the blame the finger!
<< – You started to let me go!
<< – You have to let go!
<< -NU BL@, OFFIGENNO POTR@HALIS!
[0\S_U_N_N_Y\0 23:56:01)
>> I can’t do it without laughing. :D
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